For me the ideal Olympics would be to go in with all that pressure, all that attention and have performances that are literally tear-jerking, that make people put their heads down because they're embarrassed at how emotional they're getting, that make people want to try sports, talk to their kids, call their f—-ing ex-wives—and come away with no medals. I think that would be epic. That would be the perfect thing.

Interview with Newsweek, Nov. 2005, pub. 23 Feb. 2006