New Rule: If you still think Obama is a Muslim, you just might be a redneck. A Christian church in South Carolina has a sign out front that says 'Obama... Osama... Hmmm... Are they brothers?' No, they're not brothers. In fact, they're not even related, which is more than I can say for the married couples in your church.

The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass (ed. Penguin, 2011) - ISBN: 9781101552155