Bill Maher Quote

1 out of 4 Americans believes Jesus will return in their lifetime. See, that's religion: ego masquerading as humility. "Jesus is coming back! Of course he's gonna wanna meet me!... Hi, Jesus, Bob Flemstein, big fan! I know you're crazy busy with the rapture and everything, but... could you sign? I don't wanna be that guy, but..."

But I'm Not Wrong (2010)