Bill Hicks Short Quotes

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I am available for children's parties, by the way.

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Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.

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Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.

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I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.

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I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes].

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[takes a drag of his cigarette] Mmmm mmmm, tastes like steak and potatoes doesn't it? Mmmm.

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Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

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On being censored:
It amazes me how afraid they are of 1 person…. basically a joke blower!

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Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.

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[on the Gulf War] I was in the unenviable position of being for the war, but against the troops.

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I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.

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On drug laws:
Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become.

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You ever look at their faces? "We're pro-life." Don't they look it? Don't they just exude joie de vivre?

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I hate patriotism. I can't stand it, man — makes me fuckin' sick. It's a round world last time I checked.

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On being censored:
I didn't go up and say the Pope's a faggot!.... Which is he is, but I didn't say that!

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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.

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Not all drugs are good, all right? Some of them … are great. Just gotta know your way around them, is all.

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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.

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Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me.

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Where are your standards?.... Stupid to retarded, is that the level of standards you're trying to put out to America?

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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.

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Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.

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What's gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we're all One?...You can see why the government's cracking down.

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I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.

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