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I am available for children's parties, by the way.
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Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
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Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
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I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes].
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[takes a drag of his cigarette] Mmmm mmmm, tastes like steak and potatoes doesn't it? Mmmm.
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Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
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On being censored:
It amazes me how afraid they are of 1 person…. basically a joke blower!
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Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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[on the Gulf War] I was in the unenviable position of being for the war, but against the troops.
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I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.
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On drug laws:
Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become.
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You ever look at their faces? "We're pro-life." Don't they look it? Don't they just exude joie de vivre?
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I hate patriotism. I can't stand it, man — makes me fuckin' sick. It's a round world last time I checked.
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On being censored:
I didn't go up and say the Pope's a faggot!.... Which is he is, but I didn't say that!
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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Not all drugs are good, all right? Some of them … are great. Just gotta know your way around them, is all.
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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me.
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Where are your standards?.... Stupid to retarded, is that the level of standards you're trying to put out to America?
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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What's gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we're all One?...You can see why the government's cracking down.
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I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
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What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis, not the young, cool guy...
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I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'
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Sixteen years I've pounded my head against the mentality of America, which...I'd say it's about an 8th grade emotional level.
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Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.
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That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.
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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
Mark Twain
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Born:
December 16, 1961
Died:
February 26, 1994
(aged 32)
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