Bill Hicks Quote

This needs to be said: there never was a war. "How can you say that, Bill?" Well, a war is when two armies are fighting. So you can see, right there, there never was a war … People say to me, "Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves." Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves? May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps … sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?

on Persian Gulf War - Chicago '91 (1991)

This needs to be said: there never was a war. How can you say that, Bill? Well, a war is when two armies are fighting. So you can see, right there,...

This needs to be said: there never was a war. How can you say that, Bill? Well, a war is when two armies are fighting. So you can see, right there,...

This needs to be said: there never was a war. How can you say that, Bill? Well, a war is when two armies are fighting. So you can see, right there,...

This needs to be said: there never was a war. How can you say that, Bill? Well, a war is when two armies are fighting. So you can see, right there,...