During the LA riots English people were trying to sympathize with me, "Oh Bill, crime is horrible. If it's any consolation, crime is awful here, too." Shut up. This is Hobbiton and I'm Bill-bo Hicks … You gotta see English crime. It's hilarious. You don't know if you're reading the front page or the comic section over there. I swear to God. I read an article front page of the paper one day, in England: "Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury." … Wooooo. The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! … What if they become ruffians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shaftesbury tonight. [to the tune of "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who] "No one knows what it's like … to be a dustbin … in Shaftesbury … with hooligans …"


Arizona Bay (1997)

Bill Hicks Quotes

During the LA riots English people were trying to sympathize with me, Oh Bill, crime is horrible. If it's any consolation, crime is awful here, too....

During the LA riots English people were trying to sympathize with me, Oh Bill, crime is horrible. If it's any consolation, crime is awful here, too....

During the LA riots English people were trying to sympathize with me, Oh Bill, crime is horrible. If it's any consolation, crime is awful here, too....

During the LA riots English people were trying to sympathize with me, Oh Bill, crime is horrible. If it's any consolation, crime is awful here, too....