Bette Midler Short Quotes

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When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

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If I don't feel right about what I'm in, I don't feel right about anything.

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I married a Kraut. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me.

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The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.

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Cherish Forever What Makes You Unique
Cause You're Really a Yawn When It Goes!

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Only two groups of people intimidate me absolutely: salespeople and the French.

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I never know how much of what I say is true. If I did, I'd bore myself to death.

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I'm the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.

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Such an active lass. So outdoorsy. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.
On Princess Anne

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There's a kind of emotional exploration you plumb with a friend that you don't really do with your family.

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You know, a lot of people tell me I was their role model when they were in college, and that makes me feel fabulous.

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A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.

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I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. If it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous I always say.

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Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time — if not of my block — being made to sound positively legume-like in printed interviews.

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If you live in Beverly Hills they don't put blinkers in your car. They figure if you're that rich you don't have to tell people where you're going.

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Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.

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Marriage involves big compromises all the time. International-level compromises. You're the U.S.A., he's the U.S.S.R., and you're talking nuclear warheads.

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It's the Point of Your View that Decides What You See —
One Man's Flop Is Another Man's Hit.
From Manners to Movies, the Picture Keeps Changing
Depending Upon Where You Sit.

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The [film] industry is an ecosystem that's sick. I made Down and Out in Beverly Hills eight or nine years ago, and since then I've read eight or nine scripts just like it. We need a broader menu.

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For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I became morose and fat. Unapproachable, except when eating — and then only by waiters.

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