What did he want? A tournament? Who does he think we are? The knights of the round bloody table? I don't know what happens to some folk. They put a sir in front of their names and their brains get addled. Fighting fair! Whoever heard of anything so daft? Fight fair and you lose.
Will Skeat, p. 94 - The Grail Quest - The Archer's Tale/Harlequin (2000)