Bel Kaufman - Circulars Quotes

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The ceiling fell? The ink ran dry? A student dared to smile?
Of every new disaster
I prove myself the master
By sending out more circulars, more circulars to file!
A missing kid? A kissing kid? A paper on the floor?
For every major crisis
One remedy suffices:
More circulars, more circulars, to put into a drawer! A crowded cafeteria?
A substitute's hysteria?
A visitor from Syria?
A missing Book Receipt? I merely send out circulars
To add to other circulars
To add to other circulars
Numerical and neat!

Bel Kaufman