After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.


Libby Purves 'Luncheon à la Cartland'; in Times 6 October 1993; similar remarks have been attributed since c.1980


After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.