Ayelet Waldman Quote

I tell myself that after four children my belly is already so stretched and flabby that I have to do origami to get my pants buttoned. One more pregnancy and I'd be doomed to elastic waists for the rest of my life.


Bad Mother: A Chronicle of Maternal Crimes, Minor Calamities, and Occasional Moments of Grace (ed. Hachette UK, 2013) - ISBN: 9781444763164


I tell myself that after four children my belly is already so stretched and flabby that I have to do origami to get my pants buttoned. One more...

I tell myself that after four children my belly is already so stretched and flabby that I have to do origami to get my pants buttoned. One more...

I tell myself that after four children my belly is already so stretched and flabby that I have to do origami to get my pants buttoned. One more...

I tell myself that after four children my belly is already so stretched and flabby that I have to do origami to get my pants buttoned. One more...