Augusten Burroughs - Running with Scissors (2002)

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Our lives are one endless stretch of misery punctuated by processed fast foods and the occasional crisis or amusing curiosity.

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After was better. Before was only there so After could happen.

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I felt a bottomless sadness. So completely alone. Like one of my stuffed animals at home that I was too old for now, that sat on the shelf in my closet, mashed against the back wall.

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I was learning that if I lived slightly in the future-what will happen next-I didn't have to feel so much about what was going on in the present.

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I did not consider him to be any kind of a genius. I considered him deeply lacking in the area that mattered most in life. Star quality.

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I told myself, 'All I want is a normal life'. But was that true? I wasn't so sure. Because there was a part of me that enjoyed hating school, and the drama of not going, the potential consequences whatever they were. I was intrigued by the unknown. I was even slightly thrilled that my mother was such a mess. Had I become addicted to crisis?

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My mother is from Cairo, Georgia. This makes everything she says sound like it went through a curling iron.

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Nobody's trying to kill you, Deirdre. You're killing yourself.

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I couldn't help but think, This car is taking me to a mental hospital and my mother is treating it like open-mic night at a Greenwich Village café.

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The line between normal and crazy seemed impossibly thin. A person would have to be an expert tightrope walker in order not to fall.

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We were young. We were bored. And the old electroshock therapy machine was just under the stairs in a box next to the Hoover.

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I was like a packet of powdered Sea Monkeys and they were like water.

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Life would be fabric-softener, tuna-salad-on-white, PTA-meeting normal.

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To me, these people were as exotic as animals in a zoo. I'd never seen anything like them. I wasn't sure whether I wanted to be one of them or simply live among them taking notes and photographs.

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But she did love him. I believe it. I know exactly how that is. To love somebody who doesn't deserve it. Because they are all you have. Because any attention is better than no attention.

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The problem with not having anybody to tell you what to do, I understood, is that there was nobody to tell you what not to do.

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I will please shut the hell up the day you please drop the hell dead.

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My brother was born without taste or the desire to be professionally lit.

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My mother began to go crazy. Not in a 'Let's paint the kitchen red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I am God' sort of way.

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My window fogs and this makes me feel like there is no world outside of the car.

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I missed him so much that I had physical sensations of loss, all over my body. Like one minute I was missing an arm, the next my spleen. It was making me feel sick, like throwing up.

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In the same way that a tornado rips the roof off a double-wide trailer, leaving the occupants dazed and staring at the clouds from the splinters of what used to be their living room, it was over.

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It's a wonder I'm even alive. Sometimes I think that. I think that I can't believe I haven't killed myself. But there's something in me that just keeps going on. I think it has something to do with tomorrow, that there is always one, and that everything can change when it comes.

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Other people sound flat to my ear; their words just hang in the air. But when my mother says something, the ends curl.

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Smoking had become my favorite thing in the world to do. It was like having instant comfort, no matter where or when.

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