The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
As quoted in The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners (2004) by Geoff Tibballs, p. 264
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
As quoted in The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners (2004) by Geoff Tibballs, p. 264