Arlo Guthrie Quote

Now friends, there was only one or two things that Obie coulda done at the police station, and the first was he could have given us a medal for being so brave and honest on the telephone, which wasn't very likely, and we didn't expect it, and the other thing was he could have bawled us out and told us never to be see driving garbage around the vicinity again, which is what we expected, but when we got to the police officer's station, there was a third possibility that we hadn't even counted upon, and we was both immediately arrested. Handcuffed. And I said "Obie, I don't think I can pick up the garbage with these handcuffs on." He said, "Shut up, kid. Get in the back of the patrol car."


Alice's Restaurant Massacree


Now friends, there was only one or two things that Obie coulda done at the police station, and the first was he could have given us a medal for being ...

Now friends, there was only one or two things that Obie coulda done at the police station, and the first was he could have given us a medal for being ...

Now friends, there was only one or two things that Obie coulda done at the police station, and the first was he could have given us a medal for being ...

Now friends, there was only one or two things that Obie coulda done at the police station, and the first was he could have given us a medal for being ...