Aristophanes Quotes

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When the soldier returns from the wars, even though he has white hair, he very soon finds a young wife. But a woman has only one summer; if she does not make hay while the sun shines, no one will afterwards have anything to say to her, and she spends her days consulting oracles that never send her a husband.

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Chorus of women: [...] Oh! my good, gallant Lysistrata, and all my friends, be ever like a bundle of nettles; never let you anger slacken; the wind of fortune blown our way.

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My wind exploded like a thunder-clap... Iaso blushed a rosy red And Panacea turned away her head Holding her nose: my wind's not frankincense.

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I would treat her like an egg, the shell of which we remove before eating it; I would take off her mask and then kiss her pretty face.

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What unlooked-for things do happen, to be sure, in a long life!

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The gods, my dear simple fellow, are a mere expression coined by vulgar superstition. We frown upon such coinage here.

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Evil events from evil causes spring, And what you suffer flows from what you've done.

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You can't have anything else to say: you've poured out every drop of what you know.

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Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us--not to mention our crockery and our woolens!

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Just Cause: [Learn] not to contradict your father in anything; nor by calling him Iapetus, to reproach him with the ills of age, by which you were reared in your infancy.

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Only by being suspended aloft, by dangling my mind in the heavens and mingling my rare thought with the ethereal air, could I ever achieve strict scientific accuracy in my survey of the vast empyrean. Had I pursued my inquiries from down there on the ground, my data would be worthless. The earth, you see, pulls down the delicate essence of thought to its own gross level.

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It is right that the good should be happy, that the wicked and the impious on the other hand, should be miserable; that is a truth, I believe, which no one will gainsay.

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Tis not for us to warn a wilful sinner; We stay him not, but let him run his course, Till by misfortunes rous'd, his conscience wakes, And prompts him to appease th' offended gods.

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Have you ever, looking up, seen a cloud like to a Centaur, a Part, or a Wolf, or a Bull?

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A woman's time of opportunity is short, and if she doesn't seize it, no one wants to marry her, and she sits watching for omens.

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Just Discourse: Do not bandy words with your father, nor treat him as a dotard, nor reproach the old man, who has cherished you, with his age.

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'Tis the Whirlwind, that has driven out Zeus and is King now.

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[Choir of] Men: O botheration take you all! How you cajole and flatter.
A hell it is to live with you; to live without, a hell.

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When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

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Epops: The wise can often profit by the lessons of a foe, for caution is the mother of safety. It is just such a thing as one will not learn from a friend and which an enemy compels you to know. To begin with, it's the foe and not the friend that taught cities to build high walls, to equip long vessels of war; and it's this knowledge that protects our children, our slaves and our wealth.
Leader: Well then, I agree, let us first hear them, for that is best; one can even learn something in an enemy's school.

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Leader Of The Chorus: Let's see. What shall our city be called?
Euelpides: Some name borrowed from the clouds, from these lofty regions in which we dwell — in short, some well-known name.
Pisthetaerus: Do you like Nephelococcygia?

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Man naturally is deceitful, ever indeed, and always, in every one thing.

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Man is naturally deceitful ever, in every way!

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It is so that you may know only those who nourish you

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Mix and knead together all the state business as you do for your sausages. To win the people, always cook them some savory that pleases them. Besides, you possess all the attributes of a demagogue; a screeching, horrible voice, a perverse, cross-grained nature and the language of the market-place. In you all is united which is needful for governing.

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