Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other, to let her have it.

Sometimes attributed to Lyndon B. Johnson


Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other, to let her have it.

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other, to let her have it.

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other, to let her have it.

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other, to let her have it.