The bigger the mouth, the better it looks when shut.
Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule, or a cook.
Kickin' never gets you nowhere, 'les'n you're a mule.
There ain't no hoss that can't be rode.
It's sometimes safer to pull your freight than pull your gun.
Faint heart never filled a flush.
Never call a man a liar because he knows mor'n you do.