Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief;
Taffy came to my house and stole a piece of beef.
I went to Taffy's house, Taffy wasn't in;
Taffy came to my house and stole a silver pin.
I went to Taffy's house; Taffy wasn't home.
Taffy came to my house and stole a marrow bone.
I went to Taffy's house and Taffy was in bed;
So I picked up the poker and hit him in the head.