There are three things a person can make out of nothing — a hat, a salad and a fight.


Often attributed to Mark Twain, but not originally found in his works


There are three things a person can make out of nothing — a hat, a salad and a fight.

There are three things a person can make out of nothing — a hat, a salad and a fight.

There are three things a person can make out of nothing — a hat, a salad and a fight.

There are three things a person can make out of nothing — a hat, a salad and a fight.