If I haven't put that on a T-shirt, I'm going to. Actually, I really don't want to write anything that can't be put on a T-shirt. Actually I'd like to write only on T-shirts. Actually, I'd like to write whole novels on T-shirts. So you guys could say, "I'm wearing chapter 8 of Lestat's new book, that's my favorite; oh I see you're wearing chapter 6"
Blood Canticle (ed. Knopf Canada, 2003)