Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the president.


Original version of "Republicans, Bloggers And Gays, Oh My!" (23 February 2005); Universal Press Syndicate edited this line for distribution, changing the phrase "that old Arab Helen Thomas" to "that dyspeptic, old Helen Thomas."


Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the president.

Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the president.

Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the president.

Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the president.