One of the abiding mysteries of my life is the fact that lipstick disappears from my mouth five minutes after I put it on. I'm in awe of women who are always––always––lipstick intact, even during and after meals. I guess I'm a chronic lip-biter, lip-licker and mouth-wiper. But since I found out that the average woman eats nine pounds of lipstick in her lifetime, I can't bring myself to reapply that often. Whatever chemicals they've added to make a lipstick long-wearing, I'd just swallow those too.

Fire and Ice, Cadillac Cicatrix (2009) - 2000-09