I once admitted—to my shame—
That football was a brutal game.
Because She hates it.


To Anthea, reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919).


I once admitted—to my shame— That football was a brutal game. Because She hates it.

I once admitted—to my shame— That football was a brutal game. Because She hates it.

I once admitted—to my shame— That football was a brutal game. Because She hates it.

I once admitted—to my shame— That football was a brutal game. Because She hates it.