Here I sit, alone and sixty,
Bald, and fat, and full of sin,
Cold the seat and loud the cistern,
As I read the Harpic tin.


'Place Names of China' (parody of John Betjeman)

Alan Bennett Quotes

Here I sit, alone and sixty, Bald, and fat, and full of sin, Cold the seat and loud the cistern, As I read the Harpic tin.

Here I sit, alone and sixty, Bald, and fat, and full of sin, Cold the seat and loud the cistern, As I read the Harpic tin.

Here I sit, alone and sixty, Bald, and fat, and full of sin, Cold the seat and loud the cistern, As I read the Harpic tin.

Here I sit, alone and sixty, Bald, and fat, and full of sin, Cold the seat and loud the cistern, As I read the Harpic tin.