That's a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara...

That's a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.

Quoted in the Daily Telegraph, October 30, 2004.

Alan Bennett Quotes

That's a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.

That's a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.

That's a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.

That's a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.