What I can't completely understand is most other people's fascination with what the famous among us do with their lips and the rest of their bodies. Why do ordinary people become the target of this curiosity simply by virtue of the fact that other people recognize their names and faces but know nothing else about them? Why do we care what they think, what they wear, what they eat?

Never Have Your Dog Stuffed: And Other Things I've Learned (ed. Random House, 2005) - ISBN: 9781588364920