A true gentleman is a man who knows how to play the bagpipes – but doesn't


Reader's Digest (March 1976). Variant: "A gentleman knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't."


A true gentleman is a man who knows how to play the bagpipes – but doesn't

A true gentleman is a man who knows how to play the bagpipes – but doesn't

A true gentleman is a man who knows how to play the bagpipes – but doesn't

A true gentleman is a man who knows how to play the bagpipes – but doesn't