If only-if only, Hastings, you would part your hair in the middle instead of at the side! What a difference it would make to the symmetry of your appearance. And your moustache. If you must have a moustache, let it be a real moustache-a thing of beauty such as mine.


Make Mine Murder: Including: Appointment with Death, Peril at the End House [and] Sad Cypress (ed. 1962)


If only-if only, Hastings, you would part your hair in the middle instead of at the side! What a difference it would make to the symmetry of your...

If only-if only, Hastings, you would part your hair in the middle instead of at the side! What a difference it would make to the symmetry of your...

If only-if only, Hastings, you would part your hair in the middle instead of at the side! What a difference it would make to the symmetry of your...

If only-if only, Hastings, you would part your hair in the middle instead of at the side! What a difference it would make to the symmetry of your...