A. P. Herbert Quote

On trying to write a cheque on a cow:

'Was the cow crossed?'
'No, your worship, it was an open cow.'


Uncommon Law (1935) 'The Negotiable Cow'


'Was the cow crossed?' 'No, your worship, it was an open cow.'

'Was the cow crossed?' 'No, your worship, it was an open cow.'

'Was the cow crossed?' 'No, your worship, it was an open cow.'

'Was the cow crossed?' 'No, your worship, it was an open cow.'