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Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
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Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.
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With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
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When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.
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The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.
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The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
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Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
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Wall Street is where prophets tell us what will happen and profits tell us what did happen.
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The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.
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It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.
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They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.
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Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
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I'd be surprised if Ronald Reagan doesn't run again. To us it's a second term. To him it's a double feature.
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Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
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Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.
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Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it.
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Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
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If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.
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I'm beginning to wonder about my broker. Yesterday I told him to buy a hundred shares of A.T.&T. He said, 'Would you spell that?'
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As much as we admire all the characteristics of a Ronald Reagan, as soon as something goes wrong, people will hate those same characteristics.
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I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it—after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.
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Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn't like it there's no faking it.
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Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence.
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Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!
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Joy is like restless day; but peace divine Like quiet night; Lead me, O Lord, — till perfect Day shall shine Through Peace to Light.
Adelaide Anne Procter
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Born:
March 4, 1927
Died:
February 2, 2023
(aged 95)
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