Linda Howard Short Quotes

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Hormones were as potent as whiskey, and twice as sneaky.

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It was just a kiss – " "Yeah, and King Kong was just a monkey.

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Oh, is that what's in the box? You threw my engagement ring at me?

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Women were always complications, bless their perverse little hearts.

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I'm not holding you against your will; I'm holding you against your car.

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What are you doing? she cried in protest. Playing, he said, the single word rough, almost guttural.

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If death turned out to be a lack of being rather than a lack of consciousness, well, then, that sucked.

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His personal opinion was that if you wanted sensitive information to get out, you put it in a computer.

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His mouth was hot and hungry, and he kissed the way no man should kiss and still be allowed to run free.

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I have a real low tolerance for parasites, and you're so close to the limit that I'm already reaching for the flea powder.

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Honey, the only experts in PMS are men. That's why men are so good at fighting wars; they learned Escape and Evade at home.

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Don't kiss me, she said warningly. I don't intend to, he replied, smiling a little. I don't have my whip and chair with me.

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He supposed he knew, rationally, that she wasn't the prettiest woman in the world, but if his eyes saw any imperfections, his heart didn't care.

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Was the period of happiness worth the unhappiness that followed a breakup? Most people seemed to think so, because they got on the love train time and time again.

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Do you know why men name their cocks?" "No, why?" she asked, trying to stifle her laughter. "So most of the major decisions in their lives won't be made by a total stranger.

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I'm Sam Donovan. I know who you are. Mrs. Kulavich told me. I'm Jaine Bright. I know. She told me. She even told me how you spell your name. Now, how on earth had Mrs. Kulavich known that?

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If you're looking for Mr. Perfect, you‟re going to spend your whole life being disappointed, because he doesn‟t exist. You have to get the best deal you can, but there will always be problems.

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A thousand thoughts ran through my mind. Well, at least six or seven, anyway, because a thousand thoughts are a lot. Try counting your own thoughts and see how long it takes you to get to a thousand.

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