Katie MacAlister Short Quotes

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I'm your Beloved, dammit! You're going to let me save your soul, and like it!

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Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth?

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Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face.

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Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid.

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I tried to avoid looking at the dress full on, lest it burn out my retinas with its glittering hideousness.

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A compliment would be the last thing out of my mouth to a man who was so pigheaded that he could be served at a luau.

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Hoo! You're like a giant mood ring! I wonder if I can make different colors show up depending on where i touch you - Nell Harris

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He does not see as i have that you have given him your heart, but he is male. We will cut him some slack for that handicap, yes?

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You think I'm deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it's a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient.

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You do not interrupt a man when he is explaining his master plan after having been soundly defeated. Don't you watch any James Bond Movies?

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Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.

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Women are such contrary creatures when it comes to sex. You parade around like scantily clad vixens but blush when you're caught staring at the erections you cause.

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I've wanted you since the moment you tried to run me over. You are unlike any woman I have met before. You are strong, and courageous, and you do not suffer fools...

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You are too arrogant for your own good. I officially de-mate you. Go away. I never want to see you again. Except maybe tonight. Naked. Your place. But after that, no more.

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You are mine, Aisling. You are mine today, tomorrow and five hundred years from now. You will always be mine. I do not give up my treasures, kincsem. You would do well to remember that.

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Honest to god, Clare, you act like the dress is more important than you being shot! Of course it is! It's a Versace, you idiot! Bring help! I'm going to save this dress at all costs. - Sam to Clare

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