Janeane Garofalo Short Quotes

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To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

Janeane Garofalo
Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

Janeane Garofalo
There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together'.

Janeane Garofalo
I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.

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No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!

Janeane Garofalo
It sounds like I'm always being facetious. That's why I never get voice over work. 'You sound like you hate the product.'

Janeane Garofalo
Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.

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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

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I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

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It is not crazy to think that powerful people do some pretty horrible things. And maybe they get out of hand. Maybe it just gets away from them. It snowballs.

Janeane Garofalo
[Conservative talk radio hosts] have conned the American people into thinking there is such a thing as a pro-life, pro-war, pro-gun, pro-death penalty Christian.

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I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person — as the people in this room will attest.

Janeane Garofalo
To a right-winger, unions are awful. Why do right-wingers hate unions? Because collective bargaining is the power that a worker has against the corporation. Right-wingers hate that.

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Anybody who French bashes just might as well wear a badge that says 'I am a follower! I don't think for myself and I have no idea what I'm talking about.' That would be a French basher.

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When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to go up to them and be like, 'Oh, do you work out? Your tricep looks so great - thank you.'

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